What the hell happened to this place?

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by ZombieB

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ZombieB
03/24/2011 01:23 am

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This topic refers to M-1 Health
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I go away for a few weeks and when I come back I see a ton of bad reviews. Something about a change of ownership? Shampoo, Tutu, are they still here? How has service changed? The reviews up now aren't very detailed. I'm stunned and confused.
Johnny_Wadd
03/27/2011 09:06 am

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Zombie,

My reason for not going there is the management. The mamasan is a nasty human being. Part of the massage experience is being treated like a customer, not feeling like the mamasan just wants to rip you off. That place also has a funky odor. Have you noticed that? I realize this place has a reputation for the girls putting out, but frankly I was not so impressed by the talent there. I prefer other places where I have established good relations with the management and know they will treat me right. Let's face it. As a regular visitor of these places, this hobby is not cheap and we spend good money for a good time. So to me, M1 is a waste of time and money. Although, I will say, in general the Korean places offer very good value.

Take care and stay safe
ZombieB
04/08/2011 10:46 pm

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Holden,

Thanks for responding. For whatever reason, everyone seems to be Johnny Tight-Lips on what happened with M1. Makes me wonder if there was some LE scare. I was usually very pleased with M1 in the past. For as long as I've gone here the mamasan has never been nice, granted. On a good day she just didn't bother me. But I didn't care that much. She opened the door, I gave her the money, I didn't have to see her again. I came for the excellent service from Shampoo.

Now it seems like there might be a new, nastier mama? And the stars (Shampoo and Tutu), are they gone? I'm not satisfied with this lack of info in the new reviews and I'm just trying to decide if this is worth coming back to. I can't afford a $200+ disappointment right now.

I really don't want to resort to BP for my hobbying either. If anyone would even be kind enough to suggest an alternate FS AMP on par with the old M1, I'd be very grateful.
nass9090
04/08/2011 11:36 pm

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Magic health was the first place I ever had a happy ending in the states and Pepsi was my frist HE as well as my first FS she was amazing and the mamasan at magic had top notch service i just wanted to pick her up and squeeze her . But...I believe Pepsi has moved to Flint to sun health or something. She has a recent review. BTW Pepsi has the softest skin I saw her last november at Magic and have not seen her since. maybe I will again soon. If you go to magic make sure you don't get Yoyo...im sure the mamasan kicked her out by now though, yoyo was just bad service. Do you prefer chinese or korean? there are some good chinese places
mindmaster
04/08/2011 11:41 pm

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Went to M1 last week and it was a blast. The mamasan was actually in a good mood with me! I met with a young cute girl that calls herself "Banana". She took very good care of me with MSOG. Keep in mind, YMMV, the doorbell did ring twice on my visit - but it didn't bother me. Personally, I have not found any other AMP that has satisfied me like M1 yet.

I know you have tried Sunrise Spa and didn't quite like it. Have you gone to DT Health yet? I have not been there myself (I have been too busy with M1!). I have gone to Earthtone Spa and it does offer HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras but everything will be covered.

Speaking of alternatives to AMPs, have you considered going to a strip club that offer HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras? There's quite a few of them these days especially in Inkster.

I don't think BP is a good idea. It is full of girls who may be undercover cops, no call no show, ROB who takes the money and runs">cash and dash, bait and switch, have pictures that can be deceiving, etc.
Johnny_Wadd
04/09/2011 09:42 am

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Well, Warren Ohio is the capital of AMP. but that is a 3.5 hour ride from the Detroit area. I usually visit there once every two months. Stay in a hotel over night and visit the Sun and the Tokyo. In Michigan, right now I like the Hawaii Spa near Lansing. Miki is the all-time pro, and Sandy is also excellent. These girls know what they are doing and have great attitudes. Since the arrival of Miki, the other girls have upped their games. So this place is fun.
ZombieB
04/10/2011 02:04 pm

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I was joking about the BP thing actually, Mindbrain, but I forgot to add the "" emoticon. I'd sooner go to Bogart's then roll the dice on BP again. But I like having more time and pampering in an MP, so I'm not big on strip clubs.

Nass, I like any Asian girl who's hot and sweet. I'm an equal opportunity monger . I thought HJ was the most you could get at Chinese places here, so I just fell into the Korean FS.

Thanks a lot for all your suggestions, guys. Normally I cope well with change, but when someone screws with my hobbies, I lose it! I'm the kind of person who whines for months when their favorite TV show is cancelled . But I'm gonna follow up on your tips. Maybe even try M-1 again.
mindmaster
04/10/2011 05:59 pm

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Hey Zombie, just looking out for you man! I have always enjoyed reading your posts and reviews on this site. I felt it was my duty to help you out.

You are right about the strip clubs - it can be uncomfortable having your pants and underwear hanging around your ankles and making a mess on your clothes. Each song can feel like a second or two. Not to mention that it is dark, noisy, and crowded (lack of full privacy). Depending on the club, you may have to play games like tipping the bouncer and you must really hammer out the details before heading to the VIP room or you could get robbed.

But there is one thing that the AMPs typically lack that the strip clubs have in spades. And that is the variety of girls to choose from. Practically any nationality can be seen. Over time, the AMPs does get a little tiring, especially after seeing the same woman time after time.

You probably already know this, but there are several reported FS AMPs out in Jackson and around the Lansing area. Either way, keep us up to date with your adventures.

By the way, if everything else fails, there are always the hookers out there on John R street between 6 mile and 8 mile. However, I am not sure at how good they are at pampering...
ZombieB
04/10/2011 10:41 pm

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Mindbrain, thanks a lot!

You're spot on about strip clubs. I used to feel like I should call my attorney to draw up a contract before entering the VIP. But a lineup would be great in an AMP. Best of both worlds.

I might check out those Lansing/Jackson MPs later on. John R is dicey, IMO. The whole triangle really. I've heard the heat is on there right now. And I don't like girls with the crackpox anyway (though it's a sure-fire way to know they aren't LE).

I just took the plunge & tried out the "new" M-1. My review is up. And for those who are not fans of my prolix style, this one is rather short & sweet (by my standards). M-1 really doesn't seem that bad to me despite the hullabaloo. I might just stick with it.
mindmaster
04/11/2011 12:18 am

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I'm glad you have enjoyed your stay at M1, Zombie! Banana is one girl I look forward to seeing again. Good to know Shampoo is still there too.

Funny, I really never had a problem with the "Are you a cop?" routine. But then again, I have been blessed with a innocent looking baby face.
wagnew0923
04/18/2011 08:19 pm

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Mindbrain wrote:
Went to M1 last week and it was a blast. The mamasan was actually in a good mood with me! I met with a young cute girl that calls herself "Banana". She took very good care of me with MSOG. Keep in mind, YMMV, the doorbell did ring twice on my visit - but it didn't bother me. Personally, I have not found any other AMP that has satisfied me like M1 yet.

I know you have tried Sunrise Spa and didn't quite like it. Have you gone to DT Health yet? I have not been there myself (I have been too busy with M1!). I have gone to Earthtone Spa and it does offer HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras but everything will be covered.

Speaking of alternatives to AMPs, have you considered going to a strip club that offer HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras? There's quite a few of them these days especially in Inkster.


I have received FS at Earth tone plus they did not require draping

I don't think BP is a good idea. It is full of girls who may be undercover cops, no call no show, ROB who takes the money and runs">cash and dash, bait and switch, have pictures that can be deceiving, etc.
mindmaster
04/18/2011 09:49 pm

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What I meant by "everything will be covered" is that every activity will require the use of a condom, even when receiving a bj.
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