I don't know whether to proud or ashamed of my native state.
Actually your state had a great MP in the 80's and 90's. They shut down the Danish Health Club in Kittery some time ago. That was my favorite place for 5 years. Steam room, sauna, whirlpool and almost every room had a bath tub for a nice washing by your favorite girl. Nothing as wild as a TS, but it was fun back in the day having a girl pretend to touch your cock by "accident". This always lead up to the "you want anything ese" question. Then they would leave you in the tub and get their supplies and then come back, strip and then help you out of the tub. What a blast.